Im Baaaack.

OKAY, so my internet has been down for almost 3 weeks! Yikes, talk about being cut off from the technology world. However, now it is working at my home computer but not my labtop. That does mean that I can catch up on my millions of posting ideas.....finally! So stay tuned to some actual posts from a Day in the Life of Chelsea........

What the "F"

Okay so seriously my brand-new-two-day-old phone committed suicide in my sleep! I mean sure, it wasn't my favourite phone, but I tried to treat it good! (except when I dropped it out the window at a stop sign...).

Seriously, WHAT THE "F"

Bridesmaid Joys

Our bridesmaid dresses are in............and it fits! I was quite worried about the (idiot) ladies at the bridal house getting the sizes wrong, but it fits like a glove. This dress was made for me! I love it so much!

I Heart Rain

Rain is wonderful......especially when it means I don't have to work.

Hang-on-over

I ALWAYS get a hangover after even a little bit of pre-night drinking. I didn't even have THAT much to drink on saturday, but sunday I had a KILLER headache ALL day!!

Cures for a hangover (according to Google)
1.Sleep.
2.Replenish your body with fruit juice and water.
3.Avoid caffeine.
4.Drink orange juice for Vitamin C.

5.Drink a sports drink like Gatorade or Powerade.
6.Eat mineral rich food like pickles or canned fish.
7. Drink a Bloody Mary.
8.Take a shower switching between cold and hot water.

Got any hangover cures????

A Master at Work

Jordan is a bonsai master. He had taken a few classes on bonsai, and then created these. They are pretty cool, and the lilac is in bloom! Kudos Bonsai Master.

Im Lookin' Right At YOU

Okay, to all of you who have NOT sponsored me in the walk yet, DO IT. If you do not want to fill out a form, just click the link to the right, and you can sponsor me right on there. To those who have already sponsored me, Sandra, Mom, Hetty, Nadine........THANKS! For those who havent yet (Beppe, John and Mare, Brad, Deborah, Anita) Let's get on this shall we? I am really worried that I will not have enough sponsors! So help me out here! If you need a sheet phone me in 3-5 business days......when i will have my phone back.

Oh yeah, and I need everyone to email me or text me their numbers when I get my phone in a couple days, I can't rememeber any numbers except like 2. THANKS IN ADVANCE, (that always helps)

CALGARY (Officially) SUCKS

If you were brave enough to call yourself a Flames fan before, after the game on Saturday I'm sure you are biteing your tongue. I cant say I am surprised by Calgary's disgraceful and extremely childish behaviour in their game against Detroit, it is to be expected. Hopefully anyone (stupid) enough to call themselves a Flames fan will hide-out until this awful team in eliminated....hopefully tonight.

New Old Phone

My new phone will be arriving in 3-5 business days. I have unfortunately realized that I have memorized exactly 2 numbers of all my friends. I have relied to heavily on my cell phone! This means about 40 people have to retell me their numbers......sorry guys! I am really not sure what colour or shape it is in, it's a refurbished phone that telus sells poor idiots like me, I guess we will wait and see!

Oh and by the way, not having a cell phone is SO liberating! No one can get a hold of me, but I can get a hold of everyone else......it's great! (But I miss it)

Yeah Yeah

Happy Birthday to me. I really really really do not like my birthday, every year it goes bad. This year, my cell phone is donzo and broken. So if you need to reach me in the next month, you will have to track me down on the bus. This month has been spectacular....

Stressed Out!

I have never experienced stress before, I would consider myself a very non-stressful carefree person. I looked up the signs and symptoms of stress:


Poor judgment. (Check, hitting someone with my car could be described as poor judgment)

Desire to escape or run away. (Check, I have often fantasised of running to Mexico to get out of finals)
Moody and hypersensitive. (Check, just ask anyone)

Anger and resentment. (Refer to Sad Day.)
Easily irritated and “on edge”. (Check, this morning I yelled at a homeless man who ran over my foot with his shopping cart while I was waiting at the bus stop)
Sense of being overwhelmed. (Check Check Check)
Urge to laugh or cry at inappropriate times. (Check, overwhelming urge to laugh out loud at church.)
Sleep disturbances. (Check, have lost my ability to sleep in)

Chest pain, irregular heartbeat. (Check, biking home from Jordan's house, extreme chest pain and heavy breathing, taste of blood in mouth)

Skin problems. (Check, although this is a constant symptom.)

Eating more or less. (Check, have gained 5 pounds)
Isolating yourself from others. (Check, can find myself studying in room for all hours of sunlight)
Neglecting your responsibilities. (Check, refuse to deal with computer problems until this month is over)
Overreacting to unexpected problems. (Check, sobbed for 3 hours straight after accident)

I AM STRESSED OUT!

RENFENSHENSWANG

Sometimes I drive my hippie friend Angie to school. She always brings me a vile of .....refreshing.....RENFENSHENSWANG. This (delicious) drink is pure ginseng and good stuff like that, it is a real wake-me-up. You used to be able to get this at your local health food store, but now it is only available at Chinese health stores. Seriously, this is WAY better than any cup of coffee!

TAGGED

Three Things I'm afraid of:
1. Spiders or anything with more than two legs
2. Coming home to my house on fire
3. Never having enough money

Three People who make me laugh:
1. Jordan
2. Jocelyn
3. Katie

Three things I love:
1. Napping with Jordan
2. Traveling
3. Laying in the sun

Three Things I Hate:
1. accidents
2. Insurance companies
3. Police men

Three Things I don't understand:
1. Why some people have so much, and some people have so little
2. How anyone could go through life without God
3. What I want to do with my life

Three Things on my desk:
1. IPod
2. sunglasses
3. water bottle

Three things I'm doing right now:
1. homework
2. Making fun of a girl in my class for making a crossword puzzle in her spare time
3. listening to Audioslave

Three Things I want to do before I die:
1. Get Married
2. Sky diving!
3. Have a kid (Mabye, if they get less annoying and needy.....then mabye....and mabye when I actually experience a kid with actual mannors who is not annoying his mother, never mind sucking up every free minute they have)

Three Things I can do:
1. Make Jordan laugh
2. cook and bake (when I am following the recipe)
3. Talk on the phone, email, and text at the same time.

Three Things I can't do:
1. Drive
2. Prove i'm right
3. Keep my room clean for more than a day

Three Things I think you should listen to:
1. Neil Yong
2. PID radio
3. Jocelyn's directions

Three Things you should never listen to:
1. People who are not your friends
2. Rap
3. Satan

Three Things I'd like to learn:
1. Quilting
2. Patience (especially with people on the bus)
3. How to not create disaster whereever i go

Three Favourite Foods:
1. Chicken Fajitas
2. Tacos
3. Droppies

Three Shows I watched as a kid:
1. Full House (My absolute fav! me and joce share seasons 1-6!)
2. Teddy Rupskin
3. Tin Tin


Three People I'd like to tag to do this post on thier Blog:
1. Joce
2. Char
3. Naomi

Sad Day.

When the worst thing that could happen, happens.... I have no collision on my car, so the insurance company will not give me a penny. The lady I rear ended, slams on her brakes to stop for a pedestrian and I rammed into her. Have I mentioned that I have no money am in the middle of projects and finals.